TOP 10 OSCARS TWEETS
"Last year's Best Picture: An English dude who couldn't speak. This year's: A French dude no one could hear." - Author and comedian Andy Borowitz
"I think it would be cool if an actor changed his name to Oscar Buzzworthy." - Comedian Norm Macdonald.
"The only people who look in the mirror and think, 'Perfect!' are murderers and Bradley Cooper." - Kelly Oxford, writer and famed tweeter.
"When people go over, one of the Cirque people should swoop them up into the rafters." - Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt.
"Cirque de Soleil was ok but the big secret they won't tell you is they rehearse that stuff beforehand. Lame." - Director David Wain.
"Christopher Plummer's mustache is THE FINEST MUSTACHE." - Comedian John Hodgman.
"Wait a second Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer are different people!" - Comedian Paul Scheer.
"It's weird that the people I least enjoy hearing speak are actors." - Comedian Michael Ian Black.
"3 of those people are alive they just haven't worked in a while." - TV host Bill Maher.
"I remember when I was a kid and me and my family would live talk the Oscars." - Comedian Nikki Glaser
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